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What is your favourite joke?
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Robert Woolf
on 10th February 2021
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option #1
I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants. It was Wedgie Kray.
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option #2
I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants. It was Wedgie Kray.
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option #3
A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train load of terrapins. What a turtle disaster.
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option #4
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says: "Oi - get out. We don't want your type in here."
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option #5
Sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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option #6
Jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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option #7
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
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option #8
Went to buy camouflage trousers but I couldn't find any.
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option #9
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed. I never knew they worked.
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option #10
Man walks into a bar with a roll of Tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."
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option #11
Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The reception was brilliant.
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option #12
Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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